WE’RE BRINGIN STRETCHY BACK – WHY CONDOMS STILL ROCK

In the vibrant era of the 1980s, when neon was all the rage, the emergence of the HIV/AIDS epidemic sparked a condom revolution! Condoms became the go-to preventive measure, with public health messages emphasising their crucial role in safe sex practices to curb the risk of HIV transmission.

In the initial days, the narrative had a sinister tone, reminding everyone about the gravity of HIV, its lack of cure, and the potential life-altering consequences—cue the scary music “tun-tun-tuuuuun!”

Fast forward to the current era, where medical advancements have introduced ARV treatments that can render HIV undetectable. This breakthrough has reshaped the narrative, provided hope, and changed the perception of HIV from a dire threat to a manageable condition. Additionally, for those on the negative side of the spectrum, PrEP has emerged as a highly effective safeguard against HIV.

But hold the glitter cannon! While ARVs and PrEP are fantastic tools to treat and prevent HIV, they don’t protect against other STIs like syphilis, gonorrhoea, or chlamydia. Enter our trusty old friend, the condom – the now unsung hero in the world of safe sex. Condoms remain your best defence against HIV and other STIs!

Here are some interesting, lesser-known facts about condoms and surprising alternative uses for them:

Historical Roots: Condoms have been in use for centuries. The earliest evidence dates to ancient civilisations where materials like linen and animal intestines were employed. Throughout history, different cultures have used various materials, like tortoiseshell, linen, and even fish bladders, as makeshift condoms.

Size Matters: Condoms are available in various sizes, textures, and materials. Finding the right fit is crucial for both comfort and effectiveness.

Latex-Free Options: For those with latex allergies, polyurethane and polyisoprene condoms are excellent alternatives.
Eco-Friendly Choices: Some brands are now producing condoms with environmentally friendly materials, like sustainably sourced rubber and packaging.

Flavoured Fun: Flavoured condoms are not just for oral sex; they can add an extra element of fun and variety to intimate moments.

Vibrating Condom Rings: Some condoms come with built-in vibrating rings for enhanced pleasure for both partners.

 Condom Couture and Art: There are art projects and fashion shows dedicated to creating outfits made entirely from condoms. Artists worldwide have embraced the medium of condoms to create thought-provoking installations, challenging societal norms and advocating for sexual health.

Innovation in Design: Textured condoms, such as ribbed or dotted, aim to enhance pleasure for both partners during intercourse.

Expiration Dates Matter: Condoms have expiration dates, and using an expired condom can compromise its effectiveness. Always check the date before use.

National Condom Day: February 14th is not only Valentine’s Day but also National Condom Day in the United States, promoting safe sex awareness.

Condoms for Sharing Sex Toys: Using condoms on sex toys is a responsible and practical practice that promotes safer and more hygienic sexual experiences, especially in situations where toys are shared among different individuals.

Condoms as a Protective Barrier: You can create a dental dam (protection barrier) by cutting a condom open on one side, providing a barrier against STIs during activities like anilingus (rimming).

Condom Cathedrals: In the Netherlands, a church was constructed entirely from 100,000 confiscated condoms as a statement on the importance of safe sex.

Condoms in Space: Condoms have been included in astronauts’ kits during space missions, ensuring safe and responsible sexual practices.

Lubricant Compatibility: Not all lubes are compatible with condoms. Water-based lubes are generally safe, but oil-based ones can break down latex condoms.

Female Condoms: While male condoms are more common, female internal condoms are also available, offering an alternative for individuals who want to take an active role in protecting themselves. Female condoms can also be used for anal sex, with the bottom inserting the female condom into the anus but leaving the ring on the outside.

Condoms and Sexual Confidence: Using condoms can contribute to sexual confidence by providing a sense of security, allowing individuals to focus on pleasure without worrying about potential risks.

Invisible Condoms: Researchers are exploring the concept of “invisible” condoms made from advanced materials, providing a nearly imperceptible barrier without compromising safety.

Condoms for DIY Waterproofing: In survival situations, condoms can be repurposed as makeshift waterproof containers to protect small items like matches, electronic devices, or documents from water. Simply slip the item inside the condom and tie a knot at the open end.

Condom Etiquette Around the World: Different cultures have unique customs when it comes to condom use, and understanding these nuances is essential for promoting safe sex globally.

Improvised Water Container: In emergency situations, a condom can be used as a makeshift water container. Fill it with water, tie a secure knot, and use it for carrying liquids.

DIY Ice Pack: Fill a condom with water, tie it securely, and place it in the freezer to create a makeshift ice pack for minor injuries.

Hair Tie: In a pinch, a condom can be used as a hair tie or elastic band.

Finger Cot: Condoms can be used as protective covers for fingers when dealing with small wounds, cuts, or applying ointments.

Jar Opener: The stretchiness of a condom can provide a good grip for opening tight jar lids.

Non-Lubricated Gloves: If you need to handle messy or dirty tasks and don’t have gloves, a condom can serve as a makeshift protective barrier for your hands.

DIY Stress Ball: Fill a condom with flour, rice, or other soft materials, tie a knot, and you have a simple stress-relief ball.

Homemade Piping Bag: If you’re in need of a makeshift piping bag for icing or decorating, a condom can be used in a pinch. Simply cut off the tip and fill with icing.

Temporary Waterproof Bandage: In situations where a traditional bandage is not available, a condom can be used to cover and protect a small wound.

 

Ask for free condoms at EMH on your next visit to one of our sites to access any of our sexual health services. For more information about EMH or to book for our services, please WhatsApp or call us on 082 607 1686.